spooky-gloria-mott:

friend: “He cheated on me…. but I love him!!”

me:

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vinebox:

vinebox:

Y’all on tumblr being broke while I count my bread

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motherofqueers:

tamarma:

gun-crazy-scholar:

dirkology:

karkats-fabulous-choice-ass:

dirkology:

is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
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I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.

WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK

He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.

I would vote for him

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holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 
It’s transparent!

holly-draws-skeletons:

Hey! I made a spooky ghost for you guys! 

It’s transparent!

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canthandletroyler:

i wasnt expecting that

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mugglebornheadcanon:

1032. A muggleborn yells “what team?” really loud and all the muggleborns and some half bloods yell “WILDCATS!” and the purebloods are extremely confused and a bit scared. 

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bewbin:

bewbin:

bewbin:

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss (via wetnutelladreams)

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briankrakowfanclub:

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

why do the good die young

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girlslug:

TOO REAL

girlslug:

TOO REAL

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edens-blog:

alright fuckboys listen up
i just won a lucky charms giveaway, so that put me in the mood to do one of my own. 
all u have to do is reblog this and follow me 
What you can win!:
A hand sculpted/painted mini sleeping dragon buddy, in whatever colors you want.
Whatever name/phrase/word/whatever embroidered for you to hang on your wall or sew onto a jacket or put on a pillow or carry around as a snot rag i dont give a tit
Sick motha fuckin demon/devil/dragon/whatever costume horns! I dont have any good pictures of what they look like when they’re painted, but they look cool as heck. any colors you want in either the twisty style or regular style. 

theres gonna be two winners!
first place gets a choice of any TWO things listed up there. 
second place gets one pair of horns

go reblog this shit and dont forget to follow. I’ll pick a winner on DECEMBER 21st because thats Yule. i like Yule.
good luck guys

edens-blog:

alright fuckboys listen up

i just won a lucky charms giveaway, so that put me in the mood to do one of my own. 

all u have to do is reblog this and follow me 

What you can win!:

A hand sculpted/painted mini sleeping dragon buddy, in whatever colors you want.

Whatever name/phrase/word/whatever embroidered for you to hang on your wall or sew onto a jacket or put on a pillow or carry around as a snot rag i dont give a tit

Sick motha fuckin demon/devil/dragon/whatever costume horns! I dont have any good pictures of what they look like when they’re painted, but they look cool as heck. any colors you want in either the twisty style or regular style. 

theres gonna be two winners!

first place gets a choice of any TWO things listed up there. 

second place gets one pair of horns

go reblog this shit and dont forget to follow. I’ll pick a winner on DECEMBER 21st because thats Yule. i like Yule.

good luck guys

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deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

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I either eat too much or starve myself. Sleep for 14 hours or have insomniac nights. Fall in love very hard or hate passionately. I don’t know what grey is. I never did.

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